Probably Not Fiction

THAT LONG AI POST

In which a computer engineer wastes time trying to educate the willfully ignorant.

Jun 8 • 

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May 2025

Two

Nice to meet you

May 24 • 

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2

MAYBE YOU'RE THE PROBLEM

God, Ava Max is so fucking hot

May 1 • 

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3

April 2025

One

Workplace behavior coaching

Apr 20 • 

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2

HOW TO WRITE A NON-FICTION SUBSTACK ESSAY

Sub-header that suggests an unexpected twist on the title, creating curiosity.

Apr 20 • 

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Zero

A day at the beach

Apr 17 • 

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3

March 2025

LET'S GO SHOPPING

Fuck I love purchasing.

Mar 12 • 

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2

February 2025

Character Study

Sunset.

Feb 27 • 

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MALAISE. MEANDERING MINDLESSLY.

Alliteration adds an arete aroma and authority.

Feb 26 • 

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IF I JUST KEEP WRITING

MAYBE GOD WILL HEAR

Feb 25 • 

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SOCIOPOLITICALLY HOMELESS

heh, first time? also something about a space elevator.

Feb 12 • 

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January 2025

ONCE UPON A TIME YOU LOADED A WEBPAGE

or Baby's First Primer to Modern Computer Functions Using Non-Technical Language: The Shit I Fucking Do For You People (but not like YOU people) I Swear

Jan 4 • 

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