Archive - Probably Not Fiction

MAYBE YOU'RE THE PROBLEM

God, Ava Max is so fucking hot

May 1 •

April 2025

Workplace behavior coaching

Apr 20 •

HOW TO WRITE A NON-FICTION SUBSTACK ESSAY

Sub-header that suggests an unexpected twist on the title, creating curiosity.

Apr 20 •

A day at the beach

Apr 17 •

March 2025

LET'S GO SHOPPING

Fuck I love purchasing.

Mar 12 •

February 2025

Character Study

Feb 27 •

MALAISE. MEANDERING MINDLESSLY.

Alliteration adds an arete aroma and authority.

Feb 26 •

IF I JUST KEEP WRITING

MAYBE GOD WILL HEAR

Feb 25 •

SOCIOPOLITICALLY HOMELESS

heh, first time? also something about a space elevator.

Feb 12 •

January 2025

ONCE UPON A TIME YOU LOADED A WEBPAGE

or Baby's First Primer to Modern Computer Functions Using Non-Technical Language: The Shit I Fucking Do For You People (but not like YOU people) I Swear

Jan 4 •

December 2024

I AM SO FUCKING TIRED

or NEW YEAR'S FUCKIN' COMIN' BABY

Dec 27, 2024 •

November 2024

B(U)Y(E) AMERICAN

or A ROOMBA REVIEW

Nov 26, 2024 •

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