"There was a time when I was a patriot. Not in the simple and wholesome way of our boomer forebears, nor in the complex and homosexual way of our zoomer charges, but in the Bud Light and George Dubya Bush Gonna Fuck Them Hadjis Up Brother way most southerners are.
The American Flag, flying side by side with the Texas flag, as God intended."
It is impossible to read this and not read to the end.
"There was a time when I was a patriot. Not in the simple and wholesome way of our boomer forebears, nor in the complex and homosexual way of our zoomer charges, but in the Bud Light and George Dubya Bush Gonna Fuck Them Hadjis Up Brother way most southerners are.
The American Flag, flying side by side with the Texas flag, as God intended."
It is impossible to read this and not read to the end.
"There was a time when I was a patriot. Not in the simple and wholesome way of our boomer forebears, nor in the complex and homosexual way of our zoomer charges, but in the Bud Light and George Dubya Bush Gonna Fuck Them Hadjis Up Brother way most southerners are.
The American Flag, flying side by side with the Texas flag, as God intended."
It is impossible to read this and not read to the end.