coof
or HOLY SHIT OPFOR HAS FUNCTIONAL OODA
One of the worst, most dumberest things you can do ungoodly is misunderestimate your enemy.
I can take this guy.
A very win/lose bet, either you can, and your arrogance was just accurate foresight, or you are lazy against an unknown skilled foe.
I wouldn’t be lazy
Okey dokey. Moving on, we were arrogant. All of us, at the beginning of the coof. There is a certain class of people, and if you know you know, and if you were there then maybe you ran across sven or gary or any of the rest. They weren’t good times, but they felt less fraught. Maybe even a frisson of adventure. The type of people who have opinions on plane flight patterns and other gay retard shit. Not because they’re autists, but because they’re one of those. A noticer.
Hey no worries, Cassandra had a happy ending, right?
I remember that a major turning point, one where shit started feeling serious, was when the r-sub-zero (why can’t I do super or sub script on this editor? fucking substack.) started to look like it was north of five, maybe even verging on ten. Shit got scary. Nobody knew shit, except that all the people in the know and with power were acting like a squirrel was in their fucking pants.
No goyim the virus is harmless go hug a chinaman
”What? Fuck that, doctors are disappearing fucking globally and china is acting even weirder than fucking usual. Something is fucking happening.”
GOYIM TAKE OFF THE FUCKING HAZMAT SUIT IT’S FINE
Strange strange fucking times.
Then, we were all watching Tiger King (holy shit that lady lost her fucking arm what the fuck oh god fuck) and there was a pillow fort mentality among the millenials and younger, while gen x didn’t give a shit and got irritated about LARPing (as is tradition) while the boomers lost their goddamn fucking minds (as is also tradition).
‘Member “Essential Workers”? I ‘member.
Then there was a vaccine.
Immediately, everyone who could tell you what makes the Noble Gases kings off the top of their head went “uh, wait”.
Immediately, everyone who could tell you what Readiness Exercise Eighty Four is off the top of their head went “WAIT, NO”.
Immediately, everyone who knew niggas in the ESP future-ologist or whatever the fuck community went “OH SHIT”. (seriously, go dig around, fact check me on this. reality is so, so much fucking weirder than anyone believes.)
Immediately, I went “ha, called it”.
Then, many people I knew and cared about got injected with [UNKNOWN].
Everyone’s ready and rearing for right wing death squads until the topic of the divergent person they care about comes up. This isn’t bad, this is just human nature.
Get far enough out and both sides believe in remaking man in their image.
BRO PLEASE BRO JUST ONE MORE TOWER BRO JUST ONE MORE TIME BRO PLEASE MAN IS A BLANK SLATE BRO WE CAN ENGINEER THE PERFECT SOCIETY THROUGH CONTROLLING PEOPLE BRO JUST ONE MORE TIME ONE MORE TOWER GOD WON’T SMITE US AGAIN BRO PLEASE
As a magical black man in a t. hanks movie once said, “I’m real tired boss.”
So here we stand, on the precipice of history. As fucking usual, the schizos are turning out to be correct in the most horrifying possible fucking way. All hell is in the process of breaking loose (ISN’T THIS THE GODDAMN WEBSITE THAT PUBLISHED SOME OF THE FOUNDATIONAL RESEARCH ON THE GENOCIDE JABS? WE ALL JUST DONE FUCKING TALKING ABOUT THAT NOW? HELL YEAH BRO.).
All cause mortality yeets, urban legends of morticians spending the summer double-stacking bodies due to overflow.
Anyone else who drivecels to their workmaxx noticing how fucking empty the roads are? Freeway and ten minute plus drive chads only please.
There was the swiss anon who posted pictures of clots growing in specimen bags with medium. That guy fucking disappeared, missed a check in. Nobody else has talked about it since. Can anyone with medical research access confirm if the clots grow if left in a sealed jar of sugar? Seems like an easy and ethical test to perform, and a pretty fucking important one. This was a few years ago, before proliferation of AI image tech, and there weren’t any pixels I could see.
Constant claims of visible nanotech(?) in microscopy of jab/jabbies, again, seems easy to replicate. Looks like it has been, as well, with endless ‘AKSHALLY’ reddit-esque fucks trying to rules lawyer. Either they’re real fucking images from a goddamn fucking microscope or they aren’t.
Lotta deaths. Seems like everyone knows somebody who died in the last three years.
Crazy how we all don’t talk about this except in the polite allowed way of clinical fucking research.
Yeah guys, let’s spend another five hundred thousand words arguing about licking pussy.
Perhaps we all do indeed get what we fucking deserve.
I remember warning a colleague of mine because I'd read about the incoming coof on a Chinese I Ching appreciation board and when I was waving my arms around at him he smugfaced me because it was retail, and I mean what's real when the bread needs scanned? Come next January he knew.
It is an interesting world of absurdity we live in. And we just move on to the next thing with the past one not resolved. Have you been following the P Diddy, Kat Williams thing? We are seeing more behind the scenes how fd up things are.